“So what have you been up to in the holidays?”
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"Describe college in three words."
- That’s due TODAY?
- No Sleep November
- things fall apart
- WHERE DREAMS DIE
- Four year distraction
- HA HA NO
- study cram fail
- Paying for hell
- THIS SHIT CRAY
get more alcohol
never drinking again
no more assignments
is it free?
We Learned This?
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I’ve had this little crush on this girl since forever and omg she is beautiful. Ha ha.
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR
GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE
This is a terrible idea. Don’t do it. Especially if you’re drunk. You’ll ruin your friends toaster
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