GENIUS. these never fail. Lol

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GENIUS. these never fail. Lol

SOMEONE FOUND MY STRANGE HORSE

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SOMEONE FOUND MY STRANGE HORSE

Ain’t no one gone submit me a number…

So . .

0: Height
5’5 or 5’6 ? Idk

1: Virgin?
Naw.

2: Shoe Size
6

3: Do you Smoke?
On occasion.

4: Do you Drink?
Drinking right now.

5: Do you take drugs?
I’m on drugs. So yes.

6: Age you get mistaken for
25 o.O

7: Have Tattoos?
Yesssss

8: Want any tattoos?
More, yes.

9: Got any Piercings?
Naw.

10: Want any Piercings?
Yepppp.

11: Best friend?
Ain’t got one.

12: Relationship status
Single

13: Biggest turn ons
Attitude.

14: Biggest turn offs
When one talks down on others.

15: Favorite Movie
Uhm….

16: I’ll love you if
You tell me sweet nothing’s.

17: Someone you miss
My old best friend.

18: Most traumatic experience
no comment.

19: A fact about your personality
I’m fucking awesome.

20: What I hate most about myself
Uhm. I cry at all times.

21: What I love most about myself
I’m fucking beautiful.

22: What I want to be when I get older
I am older but when “I’m older” I wanna be a legit tattoo artist.

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
Right now it’s all gravy love.

24: My relationship with my parent(s)
Bitter fucking sweet.

25: My idea of a perfect date
Pizza & chocolate with a movie.

26: My biggest pet peeves
Asking who’s gonna pick up the tab at the dinner table.

27: A description of the girl/boy I like
Tall. Sweet. Amazing. Aspiring. Smart. Potential. Gorgeous. Hunk of a man.

28: A description of the person I dislike the most
fuck.

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
To protect them.

30: What I hate the most about work/school
The people & the fact that its cold.

31: What y last text message says
“Lol swerve”

32: What words upset me the most
“good bye”

33: What words make me feel the best about myself
Gorgeous

34: What I find attractive in women
Their backs.

35: What I find attractive in men
Arms.

36: Where I would like to live
Uhm… Somewhere near mountains & or waterfalls.

37: One of my insecurities
My eyes.

38: My childhood career choice
Firefighter.

39: My favorite ice cream flavor
Uhm. Sherbet

40: Who wish I could be

Vanessa Hudgens. Or maybe Brittany Murphy

41: Where I want to be right now
In someone’s arms

42: The last thing I ate
Chips

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
my ex. Hunk.

44: A random fact about anything
The sky isnt always fucking blue.

Oh “b” #bitch #lol #funny

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Oh “b” #bitch #lol #funny

#roundnails #myrealnails #lol #nails #black why am I up.

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#roundnails #myrealnails #lol #nails #black why am I up.

Omg #obama #romney #vote #2012 #elections #titanic #lol #funny

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Omg #obama #romney #vote #2012 #elections #titanic #lol #funny

Fillmore #puppy #chihuahua #dog #cute #lol #funny he’s acting like as if he’s not on my face.

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Fillmore #puppy #chihuahua #dog #cute #lol #funny he’s acting like as if he’s not on my face.

I was petting her trying to work & her eyes creeped me out. Lol #litsey #cheechee #puppy #pomeranian #lol (Taken with Instagram)

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I was petting her trying to work & her eyes creeped me out. Lol #litsey #cheechee #puppy #pomeranian #lol (Taken with Instagram)

Really Litsey. Really? #pomeranian #puppy #pup #pervert #lol #funny she always does that 😒 (Taken with Instagram)

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Really Litsey. Really? #pomeranian #puppy #pup #pervert #lol #funny she always does that 😒 (Taken with Instagram)

#lol #funny #lmao #haha #possum #food this made my morning idk why lol. (Taken with Instagram)

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#lol #funny #lmao #haha #possum #food this made my morning idk why lol. (Taken with Instagram)

#hahaha #lol #shots this made my afternoon (Taken with Instagram)

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#hahaha #lol #shots this made my afternoon (Taken with Instagram)

#alarm #lol #funny #morning #goodmorning hahah this made my morning forgot I change my alarm name. (Taken with Instagram)

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#alarm #lol #funny #morning #goodmorning hahah this made my morning forgot I change my alarm name. (Taken with Instagram)

#ecard #lol #funny #pink #leavemealone (Taken with Instagram)

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#ecard #lol #funny #pink #leavemealone (Taken with Instagram)

#lol #lmfao #lmao #haha #omg #text this girl…. Haha had me laughing for a looooong time. (Taken with Instagram)

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#lol #lmfao #lmao #haha #omg #text this girl…. Haha had me laughing for a looooong time. (Taken with Instagram)

It’s just #spiderdog haha #pomeranian #doggie #lol (Taken with Instagram)

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It’s just #spiderdog haha #pomeranian #doggie #lol (Taken with Instagram)